★ ADULTS ONLY ★

Gaydrian
and the
Golden Strip

This game contains raunchy comedy, suggestive themes, and questionable golf swings. You must be 18+ to enter.

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Gaydrian and the Golden Strip — A Bangkok Comedy Adventure title screen
Gaydrian and the Golden Strip logo

▶ NOW LOADING . . . SUKHUMVIT.EXE

A 16-BIT BANGKOK
COMEDY ADVENTURE

Run the smoothest Brazilian waxing studio on Sukhumvit. Wax the regulars. Dodge the regrets. Chase the dream of becoming Bangkok's most beloved follicle-free entrepreneur.

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CHAPTER ONE

MEET GAYDRIAN.
THE LAST OF THE GREAT WAXERS.

Once the most feared back-wax in Sydney, Gaydrian has packed up his two phones, his "borrowed" ladies' wallet, and his unshakable confidence and moved everything above the BTS line on Sukhumvit. His mission? Open Wax & Co. — Bangkok's first truly judgement-free Brazilian waxing studio, where every regret can be buffed away by morning.

But between the rent on Soi 11, a cursed batch of strawberry wax, a rival spa run by a karaoke-loving ex, and a tuk-tuk driver who may or may not be in love with him, our hero is going to need more than charm. He's going to need YOU.

▶ SCREENS

STRAIGHT FROM THE GAME

HAND-PUSHED PIXELS · 320×200 NATIVE · SCALED FOR YOUR 4K SHAME

AMATA SPRING — 6:42 AM
AMATA SPRING — 6:42 AMOut-drive the caddy. Lie about the score.
SOI COWBOY — 11:47 PM
SOI COWBOY — 11:47 PMTwo bar girls. One gold chain. Zero dignity.

▶ FEATURES

WHAT'S IN THE BOX

ALL BODIES WELCOME

A genuinely inclusive cast of clients, crushes, and chaos agents. Romance optional. Judgement forbidden.

POINT. CLICK. PEEL.

Classic 9-verb adventure controls, rebuilt with a satisfying RRRIIIPPP for every solved puzzle.

60+ HAND-PIXELED ROOMS

From Nana Plaza alleys to rooftop saunas. Every neon sign painted dot by sticky dot.

ORIGINAL SYNTH SOUNDTRACK

32 tracks of sleazy CRT funk and Bangkok-night ambient by the artists who scored your last bad decision.

BRANCHING REGRETS

Choices matter. Some endings will haunt you. One ending involves a parrot. We won't say which.

FULL ENGLISH + THAI

Localized with love (and a small amount of mild profanity) for the Bangkok crowd. ภาษาไทยพร้อมแล้ว.

Gaydrian, the protagonist of Gaydrian and the Golden Strip

▶ CAST

GAYDRIAN

PROPRIETOR · WAX & CO. · LVL 47

An Australian legend in his own mind, Gaydrian arrived in Bangkok with two burner phones, a lady's wallet he swears is ironic, and a golf handicap that somehow gets better the more Tiger Lagers he drinks. He believes deeply in three things: the perfect fade, a cheeky 9-iron, and generous applications of strawberry wax.

Currently averaging three holes-in-one per round — all witnessed by himself — and still searching for a caddy brave enough to fact-check him.

  • CHARM   ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▯▯
  • GOLF    ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮
  • WAX SKL ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▯
  • SHAME   ▮▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯
  • PHONES  ▮▮▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯
  • RENT $$ ▮▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯

▶ CAST

KAYWEEN

CEO · FERRARI ENTHUSIAST · LVL 99

An American legend in absolutely everyone's mind — especially his own. Kayween arrived in Bangkok with three passports, seven LLCs, and a golf bag that costs more than your apartment. He believes deeply in disruption, passive income, and calling his caddy "chief".

Currently on his fourth Ferrari this fiscal year because red "spoke to his personal brand." Has never played a full 18 without helicoptering to a board meeting on hole 9. His handicap is a trade secret. His spray tan is not.

  • HUMILITY   ▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯
  • GOLF       ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮
  • FERRARIS   ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮
  • TAN LVL    ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▯
  • LLCS       ▮▮▮▮▮▯▯▯▯▯
  • BOARD MTG ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▯▯
Kayween, the American Ferrari-driving CEO in Gaydrian and the Golden Strip
Pim, the wax therapist and bodyguard in Gaydrian and the Golden Strip

▶ CAST

PIM

WAX THERAPIST · BODYGUARD · LVL 82

The only person in Bangkok who can make a Brazilian wax feel like a spa day and knock out a rowdy tourist with a single elbow. Pim runs the treatment room at Wax & Co. with an iron fist and a warm depilatory wand. Gaydrian may sign the checks, but everyone knows who actually keeps the lights on.

Part-time bodyguard, full-time legend. She's broken up three bar fights, two engagements, and one very confused hen party. Her philosophy is simple: smooth skin, smooth operations, and absolutely no drama before noon.

  • STRENGTH   ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮
  • WAX SKL    ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮
  • BEAUTY     ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮
  • PATIENCE   ▮▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯
  • HEELS      ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▯▯
  • KICKS      ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮

▶ CAST

SODO MISER

RIVAL · ACTOR DATER · LVL 69

Half-American, half-Vietnamese, all trouble. Sodo Miser breezed into Bangkok like he owned the place — which, legally, he might after that zoning "misunderstanding" with the golf course. He believes deeply in the ladies, late-night whiskey, and making Gaydrian's life a living hell.

His golf swing is a war crime. His dating history is a press release. Currently seeing his fourth actress this quarter while somehow stealing every girl Gaydrian even thinks about. Has never met a waxing table he didn't run from screaming.

  • CHARM      ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▯▯
  • GOLF       ▮▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯
  • RIVALRY    ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮
  • ACTRESSES  ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▯
  • DIGNITY    ▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯
  • WAX FEAR   ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮
Sodo Miser, the rival in Gaydrian and the Golden Strip

▶ PRESS START

COMING SOON.
SMOOTHER THAN EVER.

Drop your e-mail to get a beta key, the original synth soundtrack single, and one (1) emotionally devastating in-game postcard from Gaydrian himself.

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